United

Roller Kirby: American’s esteemed president joins United, amid other big happenings at U.S. carriers

United

Roller Kirby: American’s esteemed president joins United, amid other big happenings at U.S. carriers

September 2016
1 min read
Jason Clampet and Seth Kaplan

Issue Overview

Napoléon Bonaparte resigns as French emperor to command the English army. Steve Jobs leaves Apple to run Microsoft. American Airlines President Scott Kirby steps aside and quickly becomes president of United. All three sound equally absurd.